MORBID SURVEY

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed?

{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?

{6} drowned or buried alive?

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?

{8} poisoned or overdosed?

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?

{11} which is the worst way to die in your opinion?

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?

{15} killed in your home or away from home?

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?

{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?