Funny Quote Survey

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

7) How fast can you type?

8) Are you afraid of the dark?

9) What color are your socks?

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

12) Do you knock on wood?

13) Do you floss daily?

14) Do you wanna Fanta?

15) Can you hula hoop?

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?

17) What do you want for Christmas?

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?

19) Do you talk in your sleep?

20) Who wrote the book of love?

21) Have you ever flown a kite?

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?

23) Do you whiten your teeth?

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?

27) Can you juggle?

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?

30) Do the chickens have large talons?

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?

32) Are you ready to rumble?

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

35) How do you spell relief?

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?

38) Can you handle the truth?

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?

40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?