• ... she has a glass door with a peep hole.
• ... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• ... the phone rang and she answered the door.
• ... she got hit by a parked car!
• ... she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
• ... she sat on the television and watched the couch.
• ... she can't even jump to a conclusion.
• ... she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
• ... she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
• ... she stayed up all night studying for a pregnancy test.
• ... she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
• ... it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
• ... I told her to make up her mind and she put lipstick on her head.
• ... she tripped over a cordless phone.
• ... she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
• ... she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
• ... she fell out a window and the bitch went up.
• ... it takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes
• ... when she went to a movie theater and saw a sign that said "Under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
• ... when I told her it was chilly outside, she went to get a bowl.
• ... she got locked outside of a motorcycle.
• ... she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
• ... she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
• ... she tried to take over the world by stealing the globe from the library.
• ... she bought a car, and returned it because there weren't any gloves in the glove compartment.
• ... she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
• ... she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
• ... when she runs, she makes the CD player skip ... at the radio station.
• ... she thought taco bell was authentic Mexican food.
• ... she thought a football was a foot to throw around.
• ... she thought aspiration was butt sweat.
• ... she thought judo was what you use to make bagels.
• ... she stole free bread.

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